Tempo de listas, o melhor isso, melhor aquilo, um saco. Eu acho. As listas óbvias você encontra facilmente em diversos websites ou em weblogs, igualmente óbvios. Por aqui vamos postar uma das listas feitas por uma de minhas páginas favoritas, a nerve.com
Trata-se de uma lista que contempla os melhores álbums de 2005 para se fazer sexo (para quase todas ocasiões: dos breacos, aos casuais, para depois de uma briga, com estrangeiros, sob efeito de viagra, etc). Aí vai a lista completa:
1. Drunken sex: Black Mountain, Black Mountain
Ed Droste When you're wasted, sometimes a thick bassline can propel you along. In that event, this album is your best friend. If you're inebriated enough, the co-ed group vocals could be misconstrued as cheering.
2. Sex for warmth: Chad VanGaalen, Infiniheart
A ridiculously gorgeous, delicate voice. Mournful, catchy songs. All the elements for perfect sleeping-bag sex.
3. Goofy sex: Hot Chip, Coming on Strong
What's goofy sex? I'm not really sure. I guess it's awkward yet still enjoyable, like this album, which at first I couldn't get into but now love. The singer likes to lyricize about Stevie Wonder, and I'm pretty sure someone with a turntable is involved. Goofy, right? Maybe it's like trying to have sex in a really difficult position but playing it off like it's really comfortable and you actually enjoy giving it up on your elbows.
4. Sex with a European: Alan Braxe & Fred Falke, Alan Braxe & Friends: The Upper Cuts
This compilation is smooth and French and has the house beats to prove it. Yes, there's always Serge Gainsbourg, but that's for the tender and relentlessly cheesy European. This is for the high-energy sexfest you've been dreaming of that never happened in 1982.
5. Make-up sex: Any Death Cab for Cutie album.
Plans works.Listen, the people at The O.C. aren't stupid. Ben Gibbard can tug on heartstrings like none other, and he's extremely sensitive, so sensitive that he will make you seem sensitive by association.
6. Mellow sex: Broadcast, Tender Buttons
Singer Trish Keenan's voice is only improving with age. Definitely their best album.
8. Late-'90s, downtempo Wallpaper* lounge sex: Donna Regina, Slow Killer
Remember trip-hop? Remember all those semi-futuristic lounges and Nordic-looking people in Wallpaper* magazine? Remember Morcheeba? Yikes. Well, it wouldn't really be fair to clump Ms. Regina in with those folks: there are similar chill-out elements at play here, but they're executed far more effectively.
9. The missionary position: Spoon, Gimme Fiction
I like this band, but I think they write some pretty standard bar-room rock songs. I feel like this should be required in every jukebox in every local watering hole across this country. Plus, they're from Texas. So take home your girlfriend and have a great night of safe, yet enjoyable sex.
10. Disturbed sex: Mu, Out of Breach
If you know in advance that you're going to have an inexplicable encounter, this should be the soundtrack. It's Mu screaming, over and over, that she's coming to get you. And she's holding a knife on the cover. Depending on how you play it, that could be kind of hot.
No site há também outros top ten de 2005. Confira.
Trata-se de uma lista que contempla os melhores álbums de 2005 para se fazer sexo (para quase todas ocasiões: dos breacos, aos casuais, para depois de uma briga, com estrangeiros, sob efeito de viagra, etc). Aí vai a lista completa:
1. Drunken sex: Black Mountain, Black Mountain
Ed Droste When you're wasted, sometimes a thick bassline can propel you along. In that event, this album is your best friend. If you're inebriated enough, the co-ed group vocals could be misconstrued as cheering.
2. Sex for warmth: Chad VanGaalen, Infiniheart
A ridiculously gorgeous, delicate voice. Mournful, catchy songs. All the elements for perfect sleeping-bag sex.
3. Goofy sex: Hot Chip, Coming on Strong
What's goofy sex? I'm not really sure. I guess it's awkward yet still enjoyable, like this album, which at first I couldn't get into but now love. The singer likes to lyricize about Stevie Wonder, and I'm pretty sure someone with a turntable is involved. Goofy, right? Maybe it's like trying to have sex in a really difficult position but playing it off like it's really comfortable and you actually enjoy giving it up on your elbows.
4. Sex with a European: Alan Braxe & Fred Falke, Alan Braxe & Friends: The Upper Cuts
This compilation is smooth and French and has the house beats to prove it. Yes, there's always Serge Gainsbourg, but that's for the tender and relentlessly cheesy European. This is for the high-energy sexfest you've been dreaming of that never happened in 1982.
5. Make-up sex: Any Death Cab for Cutie album.
Plans works.Listen, the people at The O.C. aren't stupid. Ben Gibbard can tug on heartstrings like none other, and he's extremely sensitive, so sensitive that he will make you seem sensitive by association.
6. Mellow sex: Broadcast, Tender Buttons
Singer Trish Keenan's voice is only improving with age. Definitely their best album.
8. Late-'90s, downtempo Wallpaper* lounge sex: Donna Regina, Slow Killer
Remember trip-hop? Remember all those semi-futuristic lounges and Nordic-looking people in Wallpaper* magazine? Remember Morcheeba? Yikes. Well, it wouldn't really be fair to clump Ms. Regina in with those folks: there are similar chill-out elements at play here, but they're executed far more effectively.
9. The missionary position: Spoon, Gimme Fiction
I like this band, but I think they write some pretty standard bar-room rock songs. I feel like this should be required in every jukebox in every local watering hole across this country. Plus, they're from Texas. So take home your girlfriend and have a great night of safe, yet enjoyable sex.
10. Disturbed sex: Mu, Out of Breach
If you know in advance that you're going to have an inexplicable encounter, this should be the soundtrack. It's Mu screaming, over and over, that she's coming to get you. And she's holding a knife on the cover. Depending on how you play it, that could be kind of hot.
No site há também outros top ten de 2005. Confira.
